wehatetre:

deonsraw:

rp-the-god:

Whoever posted this is the fucking goat

Big facts

My dumbass waiting on the episode title and shit 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

ink-phoenix:

mohamedlamine:

image

THE PUREST THING

(Source: diamond)

girlsluvbeyonce:
“Beyoncé & Jay Z at the Roc Nation Pre-GRAMMY Brunch (Jan. 27)
”

girlsluvbeyonce:

Beyoncé & Jay Z at the Roc Nation Pre-GRAMMY Brunch (Jan. 27)

ayoaprell:

loneredballoon:

richietozzzier:

richietoeziers:

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

😂

This was deadass cute though 😂

yourautumnlover:
“via weheartit
”

yourautumnlover:

via weheartit

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com)

tastefullyoffensive:

Paras is lovely this time of year.

raedonknotts:

i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was

fetishes-everywhere:

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

Hahaha. Im sorry but thats funny

My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to find peace with exactly who and what I am. To take pride in my thoughts, my appearance, my talents, my flaws and to stop this incessant worrying that I can’t be loved as I am.

vimesbootstheory:

erinwert:

selesnyapokemonprofessor:

solace-y:

howlsmovingumbrellastand:

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best